Awesome Search Terms

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Due to my brain being frozen and boiled the past few days, I have nothing creative to offer.  I swear!! I need inspiration.  So I have fallen back to one of my favorite topics : Search Terms.  These are the terms people have used and my blog has shown up in their search.  Lucky them, huh? heheheh

Sexy Freckles – This one had SEVENTY ONE hits!! Imagine that! I often have people tell me directly that they don’t like freckles, but people actually think freckles are sexy WOOOO! I mean…I love them. I think they’re great.

Titty Tuesday – awesome I like it.  I better keep up with my Titty Tuesday traditions!

Guiltless Miss – Yay! Thank you for searching by name (Clap!Clap!Clap!)

Squirrel – One of my favorite search terms for finding myself hehehe How this lead back to me, I dunno??

Swinger Oops- If you haven’t read Oops- A Swinger Party go for it.  My friends and I accidentally ended up in the middle of one!

How did it get burned? – Never Never let your man sunbathe naked without sunblock on the cock!! Holy Cats that has to hurt!

Lick Me Clean – YES! One of my favorite endings to any naughty play :)

Stories of Good Girls Gone Naughty – I know nothing about this hehehe How about reading Good Girl Gone Naughty

How To Rub Myself Against Him Watching A Movie AT Home – awww….don’t be shy, he wants it too, just do it!

Horny As Hell – Always, it’s a curse I tell ya!!

Fuck Doll – YEAH Baby! Have you read Sexy Little Fuck Doll

Random Horny Girls Phone Number – REALLY? Really? just a random one? Um…eeeooo. That’s how you get STD’s. Please use a condom. Bleh.

I Am A Dick Magnet – Now wait…do you mean the men attracted to you are dicks? Or do you mean they all just want to have sex with you? There are two different things going on here!!

Your Cock Glistening With My Juices – Awesome. I love that word “Glistening”. It’s a great visual in this context.

How To Resist Rubbing Myself While Watching Porn – WHY? Are you trying to torture yourself? Go for it!! It’s an interactive movie!!

What Is Making My Pussy Purr – Mmmmm Well I know what makes mine purr, and damn he knows how to push the right buttons!

Fuck Me Like You Own Me – YES PLEASE!!! Now this doesn’t work with every guy, and it certainly doesn’t work all the time. Even guys need a break from being dominant and want to be pampered sometimes, but DAMN!!! I love to think I am owned by someone, his fuck doll, the one he will always take care of and come home to knowing I am there to please only him….whew!! Ok getting hot.  This is my favorite story about being OWNED so far: A Special Package- Owned

I Like Watching My Friend Fuck – Ok. How about joining in? Is your friend cool with you watching or are you being a peeper?

AND FINALLY my favorite….

Carrying Things in My Bra – If you are my size but yet a tomboy like myself OR if you like to dress up like a super hero randomly, the only place to put your ID, cash, and phone is either in your boot if you are wearing hip or calf length boots OR in your bra or corset. It’s a GREAT place to store things!! Not only is it roomy, but when people see you magically take cash from your cleavage, they are more than likely mesmerized. Who doesn’t want to mesmerize people?!!